Caption th' Pic of the Day

"Little did they know that one day, young Grac would be a Marlboro Reds girl instead. Oh, the irony!"

Who the hell was th' photographer? Had he/she no concept of composition? Why the hell am I wearing that dress? And what's with the fur on my head? Was I drugged as a child? I have no recollection of my childhood- maybe it was all that booze and cigarettes.'

Coming up next : The Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll.